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Men are Clueless

February 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

This guy supposedly is an expert on how to turn women on. He even has a “bootcamp” on how to attract women. Right…what makes it even funnier is how seriously the other guys listen to his advice.  In conclusion: 1) Your voice is not sexy. 2) The attitude and script is creepy (can you say stalker?) because any man that approaches a woman at a farmer’s market and asks “is this peach ripe, can I touch it? is going to either get his face slapped or get the poor woman running fast. 3) Mostly, dear clueless, you ain’t getting laid.

Who knew that women sent rabid sexual signals when choosing a peach. Oh I forgot, you have to be “sniffing” the peach…

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